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Speak no waffle, spill no blood.


All the waffle you need is the texture of the tee, you exist within the face of the alien. 250gsm means this is heavier than the weight of racism on the shoulders of a deposed dictator.


Every illegal alien brings with them a wealth of culture and a survival-fuelled will to succeed. Travelling through the unknown and navigating a new world they don't understand is a mission every being must be willing to undertake in the quest for freedom. Assimilation wins hearts, tolerance wins minds, differences add depth. Be proud of who you are, own the title, care less what anyone thinks, we are all illegal fucking aliens.


Care Instructions:

- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry low

- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print

- Do not dry clean


Fabric:

- Material: 72% cotton, 28% polyester

- Fabric Weight: 250 gsm (7.4 oz)

- Thickness: Moderate

- Breathability: Moderate

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