TABLOID

Welcome to the 9pm news. Tonight, we're going to waffle on about irrelevant rubbish that scares you into believing the end of the world is imminent, your neighbours are your enemies, and the anonymous 'they' are responsible for your naïve actions. 

Switch off and enjoy the real world, or continue watching and corrupt your sensitive minds. 

Buy your usual size for a fitted look.

1 size up for a slightly loose fit.

2 sizes up if you want something baggy.

3 sizes up if you’re serious about the space between you and your DSTRRRNO piece - oversized gang.

The detail:

Screen print that sits within the fabric so it won't crack or crumble under pressure.

No side seams so it drops perfectly for a clean fit.

Taped shoulders for durability.

Timeless fit - we've worked with our manufacturer for over a decade.

200 GSM.

90% Cotton 10% Polyester.

Care instructions:

Iron to maintain fabric quality.

Avoid ironing over the print.

Cold wash if it's not that dirty. 30 degree wash if it is.

Use fabric softener.

Remove when eating spaghetti.